why did the blonde get caught shop lifting? she wasnt a very good theif

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great height she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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Why did the boy trip? A small explosion in the center of the earth caused by a hobo created a tsunami, causes a seagull to fly off in alarm. The seagull lands on a Smart Car, causing it to crash, which sends a signal off to a satellite in space. Because of this, a massive earthquake occurs. Oh, and the boy? There was a bowl of soup left carelessly on the ground.

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there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

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Whats grosser than a bloody hand? 2 bloody hands.

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A woman went outside for some fresh air.

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How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

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why did the black guy say he was ridin' dirty? because its been weeks since he last took it to the coin op, he's busy working as an I.T Specialist.

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Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

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What do you get if you cross a football with Theo Walcott? A goal kick.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

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Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

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If you give a hobo a stick he might poke u with it

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

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Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

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A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

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ask me if im a door yes

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Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

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Dusters blow stuff.

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If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

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hello juliano and guss. having fun?

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whats funnier than 24? 25

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