flavin's head

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womens rights

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Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

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Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

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Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

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Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

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What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

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Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

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Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

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Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

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Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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