- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

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Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

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What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

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A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Why did the cow jump over the moon? To see outer space

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