A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

roses are red violets are indigo

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What is black and looks like a person A black person

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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