I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

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A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

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Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

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Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

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Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

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what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

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What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

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A jew enters a mall.

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Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

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Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

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What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

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White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

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Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

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Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

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What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

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The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

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knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

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Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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