- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

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"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

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