- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

Do you know the muffin man? No

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Anti-jokes are funny.

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

Women's rights.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

Christianity.

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

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