You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

you see theres this guy.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

BOTTOM!!!

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

What? Huh?

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

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