How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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Dislike this.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

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Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

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Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

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Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

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How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

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If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

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Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

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What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

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Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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