- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Simon says.. Nothing because he is deaf, so therefor he would have to sign it to you.

Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust Whats worse that the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why is Brendan stupid. Because he's mentally retarded due to the fact he was dropped as a chil.d

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

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