Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

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I shot a bitch.

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

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what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

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How many mathematicians does it take to count?

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A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: b/c it was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out if the tree? A: b/c it was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: b/c he thought it was a game. Q: Why did the toaster fall out of the tree? A: The branch snapped. Q: Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? A: She was hit by three monkeys and a toaster :( MAB99

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Their was once a man named Bob Clemens who really wanted to have sex with an underage girl. So one day he went on an online chat site to find one. He ran into this young girl and told her all the things he wanted to do to her and she told him that she had never done anything and really wanted to try it. Bob went over to her house one day and she told him to sit down and grab some cookies while she came back. She came back and Bob gave her the roughest pounding that any human being could recieve.

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Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

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Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

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Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

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Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

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Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

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Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

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Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

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Urban ghettos

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Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

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