A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

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A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

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Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

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Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

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Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

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what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

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what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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I'm homeless.

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What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

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What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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