How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

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So a seal walks into a club.

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What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

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What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

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Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

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Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

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What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

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Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

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How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

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Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

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I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

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why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

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Q: Why was the man upset? A: He was kidnapped. Two cruel men tied him to a chair in an unknown location. This man was mistaken for someone who was planning to steal a big drug shipment. They beat him unmerciful, shocked him, and hit him in the head with a hammer, and threw him out in the street, with the belief of his death occurring. A driver stopped to help the man into the nearby hospital. The man was questioned about the physical appearance and whereabouts of these criminals. He remembered nothing, and sadly, they got away with this horrible crime.

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lol im s0 gut at spelign at engrish N u laughd n liekd diZ funi joek XDD u most LUV LE MEMEZ n EMOtikons Lol (^-^) y u guyz so st00p1d at math Wtf???!?!? 1+1=8 i m soooo smurt hahaha I <3 warrior cats n dance 2 gangnum stail wile masturbatin 2 swagbois le raeg comicz ;3!! . And now you are dying of cancer.

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What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

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Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

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A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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