What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

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What did death say to life? Go die

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Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

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CAS

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

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What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

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roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

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Life

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Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

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Why the hell does my sister shower in a swimsuit every time? Its not as if anyone is looking! ALRIGHT! ONCE ALRIGHT? ONLY ONCE! But then she hears the sound of my zipper ONCE and the shit hits the fan! Which is weird, yeah suuure she hears it when I pull it up, but when I pull it down and stroke it and moan? Nada!

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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