A fat guy, well over 300 lbs, goes to KFC and orders a big bucket of chicken. He gets his bucket of chicken and goes to sit down on a table to eat his chicken. A man walks up to him and asks him "are you going to share any of that chicken?" The man says "no."

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Ring ring yes.This is doctor steve and we got our test results and it seems that you'r son has butinites and you'r kind sytoms are nothing because he is just an ass.

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watch a i d s left

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Female Orgasms

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Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

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A teacher at a school in America is writing on a chalk board. He asks the class what 50 - 20 is. The teacher begins to become impatient when noone put their hands up. This is because the school is an educational facility for asylumn seekers from Rwanda and all of their hands were cut off by a Warlord.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas ? cancer

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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My childhood friend said she had a bad breakup with her husband (yeah husband), and that she needed a really stiff one. Come on! How was I supposed to know she was talking about alcohol! She did blush and smile after I pulled my pants down however, that`s like seven out of ten right? I mean I was just trying to help a friend out right? And myself, fine myself, but it will be a total win/win situation, you know... Those where you win twice? "Dont worry, Im not comming" *pewpew*

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Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

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What do you call a fly without wings? A rather unfortunate physical disability

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Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

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what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

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Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

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3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

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What do you do if your batteries die and you have none left? Go to your nearest battery selling retail store and buy some more.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Reeves Christopher

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

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Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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