Logan's gay

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

Politics

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

WNBA

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

womens rights

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

Albino African Americans

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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