Whats the different betweene a drugdealer and a cop? I dont know but i think they dont have the same wife.

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Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

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PEANIS!

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Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

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I'm on the ABC diet. The ABC stands for: Americans British Chinese I eat humans.

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How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? The show already had several minority characters, and the producers felt that the addition of a Hispanic actor or actress would have added nothing of value to the series.

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Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

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if a dog eats a hot dog what will happen? (leave a comment to find out)

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

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What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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Worms don't like apples.

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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How did sarah break her arm? She was in a tragic car accident. An ambulance arrived and quickly rushed her to the hospital where she was cared for by medical professionals.

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One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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Who would win Coolio or Vannlia Ice? nieth because Chuck Norris did a round house kick.

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A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

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