- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

My love life

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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