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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

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