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How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

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anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

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Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

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A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

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What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

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how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

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Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

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Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

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non poop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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