A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

A baby seal walks into a club.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

A seal walks into a club.

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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