Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

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what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

So one time there was this woman learning...

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Knock Knock, Ow my face

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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