What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

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Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

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How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

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A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

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You're a frog

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what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

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What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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AIDS

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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What did the librarian say to the three black men in the library? Nothing. Those three men were Harvard graduates and were very respective of libraries, and thier policies.

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So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

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WELCOME TO THE SECRET TOWARDS GOING BEYOND YOUR FIFTH SENSE... UNLOCKING YOUR SIXTH SENSE! (redux:Chronoshift extend Xr`d Utrawave edition) 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :( 7. Pressure :/ 8. Itch :O 9.Thermoception: Ability to sense heat and cold :S 10.Proprioception: This sense gives you the ability to tell where your body parts are. 11.Coordination. :/ 12. Nociception: In a word, pain. This was once thought to simply be the result of overloading other senses, such as “touch”, but this has been found not to be the case and instead, it is its own unique sensory system. There are three distinct types of pain receptors: cutaneous (skin), somatic (bones and joints), and visceral (body organs). Moral Man the Friendly arsonist, motherpounder: I SHALL GLADLY HELP YOU UNLEASH YOUR 12th SENSE TO ITS FULLEST DEGREE!

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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