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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

Why was the little boy crying? Well first off he is adopted. He then woke up and found out his pop star dad is dead. ..... His name is blinket.

What is green and has wheels? A blue car.

What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

Miscarriages.

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

Trump will make America great again.

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

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