- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

Robin, get in the car!

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

why was ej's penis hard? because he had just got done having fine exquisit sex which he had ejaculated with a sturn body builder name frank who he had been seeing for the past few months.

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