Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

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whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

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What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

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anus

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

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I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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I'm Andrew Schmitt

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knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

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Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

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why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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Penis chickens

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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