- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

Shea's sty....

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

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