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What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

Women's Rights..

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

If you were a cactus, why?

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

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