A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

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whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

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Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

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There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

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- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

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i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

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two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

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What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

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Religionh

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A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

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Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

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Get on your knees Ho

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epic win?

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

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You mothers so ghetto, you died.

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