You know what's natural? Bears.

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Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

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What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

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what do you call a black guy african american

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What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

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Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

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A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

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Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

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What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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