- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do mexicans get made fun of

Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

WHY DO IDIOTS RIGHT STUPID JOKES BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THERE LIVES.

your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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