Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

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What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

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What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

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why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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A duck walks into a doctor's office. Quack.

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Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

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roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

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I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

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How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

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dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

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A man with tourettes walks into a bar, due to his disease he shouts unexpected profanities across the room; everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the pressure anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom and pulls out a gun and points it at his head. HIs wife of 15 years walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to conceive. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man diagnosed with touretts then goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. After he killed everybody he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentanced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man with touretts still cannot control his ticks and rots in jail everyday screaming obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

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How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

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