- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This dog can only sniff marijuana.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

Whats white? A fridge

My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

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knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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