- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

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