- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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this is not a drill.

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

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