Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

Its true, he didnt write that!!

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

Knock Knock CUM IN!

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

im watching you..

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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