- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

Cancer.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What happens to a black man when he jumps into a pool of clorox? He turns white!

Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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