Why doesn't little jimmy ride his favourite bike to school any more? He was playing on the platform at at the railway station, tripped and fell across the track, at which point a seven carriage train came through at over 150 mph and cut through his upper thighs crushing everything in his legs and causing them to fall off.

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

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Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

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A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

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Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

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how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

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Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

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what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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If i open this door you can go trough it

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What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

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The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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wommmoaooammaaa

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

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Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

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Anti Joke

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