Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

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Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

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How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

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What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

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What do you call a disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body? Cancer.

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Did the owl ever reach the middle of the tootsie pop? Yes. Dreams do come true

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Cinema summer shits coming this year! Reboot edition ONE! Rocky BarBoler a older man with dreams of becoming a true boxing champion!... but will he succeed against the champion Apollo thirteen? Watch ROCKY To find out. Starring Mike Tyson as Rocky, and Justin Bieber as Apollo thirteen (Do I need remind you Rocky lost in his first movie?, Well that one is for you "Beleibers" because in the end you are misguided cuties.. most way to young for me, but you are as cute as you are silly). Moral: Loves cute girls... especially those over 16... legal age here... good luck calling us all pedophiles... They mature fast here, "beliebe" me, twelve year olds have fully grown boobs... what did you think I meant by cute? RAWR! Look but no touch is a okay for me mama Luigi. I just tend to call me once they turn 16...

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Obama being reelected.

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Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

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How do you have problems paying your monthly mortgage if you live in a box emmanuel

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

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What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide, and drives women crazy. A 6 inch long 2 inch diameter syringe filled with heroin being injected into a woman.

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So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

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(SAY KATCHUP AND LICKER AFTER EVERY SENTENCE) FOR BREAKFEAST I HAD (KATCHUP AND LICKER) FOR LUNCH I HAD I SEE MY GIRL FRIEND AT THE MALL SO I (KATCH UP AND LICK HER

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Why did the chicken invent a memory ereaser machine? So he could erease everyone's memory so they would stop making chicken jokes

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what did the dead guy say to the boy? nothing he is dead.

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

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