Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

You dropped something.... Yo lip

What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

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What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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