Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

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What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

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whats black and strange a paki

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Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

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-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

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so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

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A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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what did the bot get for his birthday? .. men!

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