How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

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I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

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a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

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Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

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Is maynaise an instrument?

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8===D ~ ~ ~

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Chuck Norris screams in pain.

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What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

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My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

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Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

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Gretta has five legs? -no

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

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I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

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what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

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Anti Joke

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