- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm sorry I don't know you but I think I might have run over your dog!

What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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