- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

A seal walks into a club.

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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