- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

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WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

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