- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Please? No.

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

Velcro. What a rip off.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

there once was a black man who played basketball

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

L's I's that took Viagra.

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

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