What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

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What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

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What do u call a muslim A infection to America

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A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

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What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

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Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

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Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

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What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

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Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

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why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

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Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

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why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

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How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

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Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

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