wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

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knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

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a blond girl walks into a bar

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The queen having a shit

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

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Hey i heard You were a wierd kid ooooooooooalskdfjaslkdfj

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Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

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What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

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A rooster is sitting on the top of a house. It lays an egg. Which way does it roll? This can be solved by using the dimensions and angles of the roof to find the most probable direction it would roll (Incorporating in the power of gravity of course). Of course if the egg from the roosters uteris came out in an akward or unlikely way, it could roll the other way.This can be factored in very quickly because with the video evidence of the rooster having the egg you can see how it was delivered(the video is not of which way it rolls, just of the delivery).

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What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

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What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

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Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

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An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

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What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

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