tell ur mom i love her before i die this would have been a better ending to the tintanic

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? Because the Joker was raping Robin too hard!

Why did FiddleBob Joe chuck a stick of butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butter fly

What's worse then the Boston bombing? The Texas bombing, considering Texas is a much bigger region then Boston.

What is worse than blue balls for a guy? Depending on the girl, absolutely nothing. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

oh no, i've lost my tractor

What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

the holocaust

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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