- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

Get on the boat.

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

I hate long jokes -_-

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