Come on children, don't dawdle.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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But who would want to sell us out and why?

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I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

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Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

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How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

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what's worst than being gay? being black

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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

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what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

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whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

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How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

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All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

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What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

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Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

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ecks! why zee?

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Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

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This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

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