Why was the man so hungry? Because he hadn't eaten in days.

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You are so ugly that when u were born, your mom was unable to breast-feed you because she would have to look at your face to do so.

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What's the difference between Hurricane Sandy and Barrack Obama? One is a catastrophic event that resulted in thousands of deaths, countless power outages and homes destroyed, and millions of dollars in damages, and is said to be one of the worst tropical storms to ever hit the nation. The other is the President of the United States, who has put in an unbelievable amount of effort to fix our economy, create jobs, and make America a better place to live. So as you can see, the two things are extremely different. One must wonder why this question was even asked in the first place, as one is a human being and the other is a storm, making any common traits between them almost non-existent.

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yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

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What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

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Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

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Women's rights...

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

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The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

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Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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