Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Phew... it's gone.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

wanna here a good joke? me too.

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

what's red and horny a red unicorn

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

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