- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

If you are reading this you are a nerd

So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

How do you catch an elephant? Dig a nice deep hole in the ground, and fill it with ashes. Next, line the outside of the hole with peas. When the elephant comes to take a pea, kick it in the ash hole.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

"You go, Glen Coco" -Mean Girls, 2004

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