What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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Me and the wife spent her Birthday in bed, if you know what I mean. We're both severely disabled.

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A man and his friend are talking. The man says, "You know what's funny? Sometimes you mean to say one thing and you say a completely different thing. Like the other day I wanted to buy a ticket to pittsburgh, but the lady I was buying it from had very large breasts, so I accidentally said 'Can I have a picket to titsburgh?'" And the other guy says, "Yeah, man, it's really funny you say that, the other day I meant to ask my wife to pass the salt, and I said 'you whore, you ruined my life'"

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What happened to timmy? He had downsyndrome and walked off a cliff

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?!?

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why did the boy die because he got ran over by a tractor

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How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

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Walnut

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Jesus was born and rased a jew

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Three penguins are at the top of snowy hill. The first penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" The second penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" Finally, the third penguin slides down and hill and yells "RADIO!"

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What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

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what is green an invisible? this cabbage

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What do owls and cars have in common? Nothing.

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Let me tell you a story kids about Bill. Now bill seemed like any ordinary guy, he had a job a wife kids and he even coached the little league baseball team for boys. Well he had all the kids come to his house to celebrate the championships,they won, and he accidentally killed a kid while trying to hit a pinata. He had to kill the rest of the children to hide evidence so he killed them all quick and buried them in a 6ft. hole in his basement where they lay for 9 years today.

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Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

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hi anti joke

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What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

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Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

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Guess who is violent. Osama

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Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

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