- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

When is a door not a door? Never.

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

what happened when the sports mascot ate a bean and cheese burrito? he shat inside his costume and got fired.

Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

Geeks have girlfriends...................... . . . I MEAN alien friends (geeks are losers and you decide your a geek or not)

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

Why didn't the 9-year-old girl go to school on monday? Because she lived in a country where women don't have rights and was traded as a commodity for 2 pigs to be a wife for a 43 year old man.

Roses were red Violets were blue Until the Fire nation attacked Now it's all black

Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

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