What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

c-? men, C-men

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

why dont they make black forks

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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