Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

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Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

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Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

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LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

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Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

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Water? I hardly know her.

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what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

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Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

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The morning of her 16th birthday, April's parents presented her with a young racehorse named Bolt. Bolt was energetic and strong the first two days, easily trotting around their 4 acre estate, but the following morning, when April went out to bring Bolt his breakfast, she found him leaning on his stable, head down, slowly rolling side to side. Upon seeing her newfound friend in distress, she promptly asked, "Are you okay Bolt? Why the long face?" Soon after, April realized that she had made a clever pun and grinned childishly. April's glory was short lived however, when Bolt suddenly collapsed due to an aortic aneurysm. Having spent most of their retirement on this racehorse, April's parents sold the ranch and moved into a retirement home, disgracing their daughter for not taking care of their steed. April, believing herself to be the culprit for Bolt's death, later committed suicide.

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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Andy Carrol

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There were three men in a race: Crap, Manners, and Shut Up. During the race, Crap fell and Manners stopped to pick him up, Shut Up kept on speeding. The police stopped him. Here is there converstation: Police 1: Whats your name? Shut Up: Shut Up Police 2: Wheres your manners? Shut Up: Back there picking up crap.

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How do you shoot an eagle? You don't. The eagle is going too fast for you.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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