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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

Tyler Bishop is a waffle

Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

this is stupid .... yep

Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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