- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

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I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

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