- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

What do you get when you mix a baby and a fork? An abortion.

Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

I drive a 'rarri

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

Roses are multicoloured Violets are multicoloured Mushrooms are great

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