- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

Dude man, I'm high...

What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

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