- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

i read the terms of service when i posted this

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

The Female Orgasm

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

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