- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

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your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

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