cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

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- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

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Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

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Your Mother

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

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Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

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A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Anti Joke

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