Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

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A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

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Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

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why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

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What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

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I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

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Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

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How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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