So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

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