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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

Im cute hehehee

Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

Anti Joke

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