- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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