What do and Asian and an orange have in common? They are both complex, carbon based life forms living on the only world in the universe known to harbor life.

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

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What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

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An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

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Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

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Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

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What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

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What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

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Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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