When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

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Your dads dead. lol

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

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roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

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Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

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Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

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Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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An Aisian failed a test

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why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

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Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

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What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

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A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

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whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

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A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

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What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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