- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

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