- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

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