- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ slams door

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

Justin Bieber

Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

obama

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

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