- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

what did the bot get for his birthday? .. men!

Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

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