Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

why was 6 afraid of 7?

What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

Dwight Howard

A gay man watches football.

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

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