a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

A kid has no friends.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

What do you call white trash Garbage

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

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