Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

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Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

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A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

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(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

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What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

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Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

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Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

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What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

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knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

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What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

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What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

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A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

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How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

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yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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