Seriously, all your new jokes are shit. They are either repeats of stuff previously on the site or they are just so unfunny you'd struggle to get a sympathy laugh from your mother. Please actually take the time to think of something worth submitting or do not submit at all. We know people with no arms can't knock on doors enough now, and many things are better than the holocaust. Do something new!

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Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

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Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

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What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

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Do you know what's funny? 9/11

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

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An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

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A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

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if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

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Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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