When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

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What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

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did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

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What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

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Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

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my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

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Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

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Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

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what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

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How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

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a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

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What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

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What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

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Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

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How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

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Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

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what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

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How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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