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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

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How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

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I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

Roses are Red, Violets are not blue they are violet, nothing rhymes with this, I give up

What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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