Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

EGGPLANT

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

Woman's Rights

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

WOMENS RIGHTS

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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