- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

Your face

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Thumbs this up

why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Donald Trump

Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

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