Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

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Whats smarter you or the person writing this? -The answer is that i said whats smarter not whose smarter so I am smarter because you had no clue this was point less pie

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

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i hate black people

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Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

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Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

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Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

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How long does it take a blonde to skrew in a light bulb? Any amount of time; given that she knows that said bulb is in need of replace meant, or that said blonde is disabled, or if you thought I would make some kind of funny blonde joke that you would tell your friend and then forget ten minutes later, only to think of it a day later and claim it as your own.

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How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

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What did the preist say to the other preist? 'hey! we're both preists!'

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

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What's so funny about losing the game? Nothing.

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What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

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Who would win Coolio or Vannlia Ice? nieth because Chuck Norris did a round house kick.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

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Q: What's funny about a gay man being raped by men for being gay? A: The man's personality

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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