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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

Erectile Dysfunction.

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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